July 22, 2015
10 Things Women Never Want Done To Their Boobs During Sex!
Gentlemen, listen up! Boobs are an enigmatic part of a woman's body, and can be an endless source of fascination. But there's certain boob etiquette (Boob-tiquette?) which comes along with handling them. Here are 10 things no woman wants done to her boobs:
#1 No Motorboating
Funny sometimes, but goofing around during sex doesn't always fly.
#2 No Naming
Breasts don't need a moniker, unless it's something flattering that is.
#3 No Honking
No woman has ever uttered the words, "And then he honked my breasts and made an "awooga!" sound and I knew he was the best lover I had ever had."
#4 No Nipple Pinching
Pinching nipples as if you are an overexcited grandmother seeing her grandson's chubby cheeks for the first time? Never sexy.
#5 No Rotating Like You're Trying To Open A Pickle Jar
They won't come off, so you can just settle down there.
#6 No Jiggling Them Like A Bowl Of Jello
Yes, they're fun. And we know their movements intrigue you, but we are adults so please keep the excessive jiggling to a mature minimum.
#7 No Ignoring Them As A Whole
Sometimes dudes tend to focus on the nipple, but boobs are wonderfully sensitive from all angles. Give the rest of the breast some love!
#8 No Squeezing Like A Mammogram
Stop looking for lumps and be a little more gentle, thanks!
#9 No Licking Like The Bottom Of A Cheetos Bag
Licking is awesome when done properly. But licking like you're searching for crumbs is a little too freaky. We don't want to be coated by your tongue.
#10 No Rock Climbing Gropes
Never appear as though you're using breasts to scale some sort of mountain and the face is the summit.
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Funny sometimes, but goofing around during sex doesn't always fly.
#2 No Naming
Breasts don't need a moniker, unless it's something flattering that is.
#3 No Honking
No woman has ever uttered the words, "And then he honked my breasts and made an "awooga!" sound and I knew he was the best lover I had ever had."
#4 No Nipple Pinching
Pinching nipples as if you are an overexcited grandmother seeing her grandson's chubby cheeks for the first time? Never sexy.
#5 No Rotating Like You're Trying To Open A Pickle Jar
They won't come off, so you can just settle down there.
#6 No Jiggling Them Like A Bowl Of Jello
Yes, they're fun. And we know their movements intrigue you, but we are adults so please keep the excessive jiggling to a mature minimum.
#7 No Ignoring Them As A Whole
Sometimes dudes tend to focus on the nipple, but boobs are wonderfully sensitive from all angles. Give the rest of the breast some love!
#8 No Squeezing Like A Mammogram
Stop looking for lumps and be a little more gentle, thanks!
#9 No Licking Like The Bottom Of A Cheetos Bag
Licking is awesome when done properly. But licking like you're searching for crumbs is a little too freaky. We don't want to be coated by your tongue.
#10 No Rock Climbing Gropes
Never appear as though you're using breasts to scale some sort of mountain and the face is the summit.
What are some things guys do in bed that turns you off? Share them with us!
Do you follow us on Instagram?
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@BodyRockTV[/caption]