August 20, 2015
11 Thoughts Every Girl Has When She Hits The Gym
If you're a fitness fanatic, you will definitely relate to the issues that come with staying in shape. Check out the 11 thoughts every fit girl has when hitting the gym and tag a friend who understands the very real struggles:
#1 "I hate this outfit"
It looked so cute when you laid it out on your bed for an Insta pic, but you now realize it's too tight/loose/chafey and you'd do anything to change it.
#2 "Is feeling 'the burn' supposed to feel like jogging through hell fire?"
Either you're turning into a calorie torching machine, or you've actually over-worked out to the point where your muscles have caught fire.
#3 "Ok yoga, change my life any day now."
Just chilling here in child's pose, waiting for that magical yoga moment when you become one with the earth...
#4 "Can I just do nothing?"
Those days when you wish calories burned themselves!
#5 "What should I eat after this?"
You've full-on convinced yourself that a double cheeseburger is a worthy reward for all these miles you've run and weights you've lifted.
#6 "Why are those dude's shorts shorter than mine?"
You really didn't need to see that much of him...
#7 "I thought I was looking hot until I came across ALL THE MIRRORS."
On the elliptical just giving 'er, thinking that you're so pulling off that glistening with sweat glow. Suddenly, you catch a glimpse in the mirror and see your hair is stuck to your chin and you're subtly pulling off the slightly nauseous look.
#8 "These yoga pants do wonders for my booty."
Yep, go on and take a few behind the scenes workout selfies. Your butt is looking Sir Mix A Lot approved.
#9 "Why are so many in-shape people here? Just to show off?"
Nothing makes you feel worse about your bod than a tight and toned fit girl beside you just hitting the weights for fun.
#10 "Ew, sweat is everywhere."
The nasty realization that the seat you just sat on in your short shorts is soaked in someone else's butt sweat.
#11 "Don't fart, don't fart, don't fart."
The inner mantra of every yoga class.
Share your worst gym moments and funny experiences with us!
Source: Distractify










