11 Thoughts You Can Probably Admit to Having Had During S*x

Sex is wonderful ... except when it's not. When the passion is lacking and you find yourself just simply going through the movements, a whole bunch of thoughts can enter your head. And while you're smiling for the camera essentially, on the inside you're pretty much just counting down the seconds.
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You'll likely even catch yourself thinking about something so absurdly far from what you're currently doing that you roll your eyes and even laugh. "Seriously? Did I just ask myself if I fed the dog today?!" Here are 11 thoughts that have probably gone through your head at least once in your life. 1. “Did I forget to buy the broth? Ugh, the recipe will be ruined.” 2. “Is his roommate watching Modern Family? Yes, yes he is! I absolutely love this episode!” 3. “Sex sounds are weird. Ew.”
You've likely asked yourself these questions while having sex.
4. “This pose hurts my arm. I hate this pose. I'm so over this.” 5. “She’s so adorable. I'm going to tell her that next time we're together. Wait, we are together. FOCUS!!" 6. “I wonder if he can hear my stomach growling.” 7. “I wish I was at trivia night. This better be worth it.”
You've likely asked yourself these questions while having sex.
8. “I want espresso when we're done. I hope she has a good machine for it.” 9. "Nothing rhymes with orange does it? Why have I never thought of that? I need to Google this immediately." 10. “He's really into this. Is he really into me? I'm so not into him. I hope he knows this is never going to happen again.” 11. “What's the appropriate answer when all is said and done? Thank you? Wait, is that weird?” What's the strangest question that's gone through your head? Source: Self [caption id="attachment_119727" align="alignleft" width="100"]@BodyRockTV @BodyRockTV[/caption] [caption id="attachment_119726" align="alignleft" width="100"]@BodyRockOfficial @BodyRockOfficial[/caption]

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