December 21, 2015
16 Signs You're In A Major S*x Dry Spell
It can be easy to slip into a dry spell, whether you're single, dating or in a committed relationship. Life can get in the way of s*x and when you don't make time for it, you can lose your desire to even pursue it. Here are 16 telltale signs that you've hit a dry spell and it's time to get back on that horse (er, so to speak).
#1 Your sheets need to be washed! Only because there are cookie crumbs all over them though.
#2 Your condoms might be expired.
#3 Porn is competing with Netflix for the most-watched spot.
#4 Forget shaving, things have fully grown out.
#5 Now that you're not having s*x, you think about it more frequently.
#6 Case and point, you just fantasized in Starbucks because the barista had his sleeves rolled up. Hello, forearms!
#7 And you also fantasized when your best friend's brother gave you a hug on your birthday. Ick.
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#8 You can't go over to your friend's house to watch the football game. It's far too arousing.
#9 S*xual frustration has you ready to snap at work!
#10 You've spent nights tempted to text old hookups you swore you would never touch with a 10 foot pole.
#11 You watched a Magic Mike gif and nearly passed out.
#12 You've bookmarked all the s*x scenes in 50 Shades of Grey.
#13 Your toy drawer is getting crowded.
#14 You've become a master of your own domain. Perhaps you're a little too good, and no man will ever be able to satisfy you now.
#15 You've lost the ability to remember what having someone on top of you is like.
#16 When you think of having a craving in bed, pizza comes to mind.
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Source: Self
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