February 10, 2015
17 Crazy & Insane Things Found In People's Butts
We live in a crazy world, where people shove things up their poop shoots. Here are some of the craziest and most insane things people have jammed up their Hersey highways as reported by ER doctors.
VIBRATOR AND TONGS
A man who got a vibrator stuck in his butt didn't learn his lesson the first time. He tried to fish it out with tongs. Get one thing stuck in your butt, shame on you. Get two things stuck in your butt ...
KEY
Everyone's lost their keys before. They always tell you to check two places: the fridge and your butt.
CELL PHONE
Can you hear me now... how many bars do you get in there?
PERFUME
This is one way to fight odor
FLASHLIGHT
We don't even want to know...
PEANUT BUTTER JAR
That thing is huge. This defies all logic in terms of "size of objects that can go in a butt." The person that did this is a pioneer in the field of putting weird stuff in a butt.
SUNGLASSES
"I wear my sunglasses at night."
SALT SHAKER
This step of the recipe says you should "add salt to taste"
ELECTRIC PLUG
Yes, the human body emits trace amounts of electricity but this is not going to charge your cell phone.
TOY SUBMARINE
This was pulled out of someone's butt earlier this year in what I can only imagine was the worst The Hunt for Red October role-play ever.
BABY BOTTLE
This is the weirdest one, because this is meant to give nourishment to a child, and someone was like, "Well, time to put this in my butt instead," and wound up in the emergency room.
GUN
This is a really bad way to exercise your right to a concealed carry because I can't imagine you'll be able to fish it out quickly enough if you need it for self-defense.
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR
"To infinity and beyond" apparently includes a butt.
CASSETTE TAPE
No one uses cassette tapes anymore, so honestly, why not?
LIGHT BULB
This is actually how you test to see if a light bulb is still good.
THIS
Someone voluntarily poured concrete into their butt. There are better ways to deal with diarrhea!
A LIVE EEL
For some moments in life, there are no words.
VIBRATOR AND TONGS
A man who got a vibrator stuck in his butt didn't learn his lesson the first time. He tried to fish it out with tongs. Get one thing stuck in your butt, shame on you. Get two things stuck in your butt ...
KEY
Everyone's lost their keys before. They always tell you to check two places: the fridge and your butt.
CELL PHONE
Can you hear me now... how many bars do you get in there?
PERFUME
This is one way to fight odor
FLASHLIGHT
We don't even want to know...
PEANUT BUTTER JAR
That thing is huge. This defies all logic in terms of "size of objects that can go in a butt." The person that did this is a pioneer in the field of putting weird stuff in a butt.
SUNGLASSES
"I wear my sunglasses at night."
SALT SHAKER
This step of the recipe says you should "add salt to taste"
ELECTRIC PLUG
Yes, the human body emits trace amounts of electricity but this is not going to charge your cell phone.
TOY SUBMARINE
This was pulled out of someone's butt earlier this year in what I can only imagine was the worst The Hunt for Red October role-play ever.
BABY BOTTLE
This is the weirdest one, because this is meant to give nourishment to a child, and someone was like, "Well, time to put this in my butt instead," and wound up in the emergency room.
GUN
This is a really bad way to exercise your right to a concealed carry because I can't imagine you'll be able to fish it out quickly enough if you need it for self-defense.
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR
"To infinity and beyond" apparently includes a butt.
CASSETTE TAPE
No one uses cassette tapes anymore, so honestly, why not?
LIGHT BULB
This is actually how you test to see if a light bulb is still good.
THIS
Someone voluntarily poured concrete into their butt. There are better ways to deal with diarrhea!
A LIVE EEL
For some moments in life, there are no words.