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The 19 Most Unrealistic Expectations of Beauty

November 06, 2013 1 min read

Reposted from http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/unrealistic-expectations-of-beauty

1. We DEFINITELY can’t all wear one sock, no pants, have one long arm, and no head:

We DEFINITELY can't all wear one sock, no pants, have one long arm, and no head:

2. …Oh wait:

...Oh wait:

3. We can’t all have a stick with two pegs instead of legs to keep our dresses on:

4. We can’t all have smooth, pore-less skin (or scary, horror arms):

We can't all have smooth, pore-less skin (or scary, horror arms):

5. We can’t all have tiny heads and giant bodies:

We can't all have tiny heads and giant bodies:

6. We can’t all have eyes placed in random, upsetting spots on our faces, Mattel:

7. We can’t all have awesome, bronze eagle heads:

(No matter how much we wish we did.)

8. We can’t all have actual animal heads either:

9. We can’t all have long, nightmarish bodies, F-150 owners:

We can't all have long, nightmarish bodies, F-150 owners:

10. Not all men can be just a head and legs:

Not all men can be just a head and legs:

11. Or women:

Or women:

12. We can’t all be 3-foot goblin monsters:

We can't all be 3-foot goblin monsters:

13. We can’t all have giant mouths, pendulous breasts, and what appears to be half a vagina:

We can't all have giant mouths, pendulous breasts, and what appears to be half a vagina:

14. We can’t all be the leader of the free world:

We can't all be the leader of the free world:

15. We can’t all literally be a hand giving a peace sign with legs:

We can't all literally be a hand giving a peace sign with legs:

16. We can’t all have perfectly rounded cones instead of heads:

We can't all have perfectly rounded cones instead of heads:

17. We can’t all be armless, headless, transparent, and packed with baby parts:

We can't all be armless, headless, transparent, and packed with baby parts:

18. We can’t all hang upside-down in floral-print dresses:

We can't all hang upside-down in floral-print dresses:

19. And we can’t all walk around like the weight of the world rests on our shoulders:

And we can't all walk around like the weight of the world rests on our shoulders:
Actually, most of us can and do. Disregard.

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