Oh, bigwhitecock20 did you really think you could fool us?
We get it. You were counting on us being distracted by the other, more prominent features in your Instagram photos, weren't you? Well, the laugh's on you. We'd know those swollen quads anywhere.
19-year-old UK soccer star Aaron Moody was outed this week as the likely owner of the aptly named Instagram account bigwhitecock20. While young Mr. Moody was careful to keep his face out of the photos, one fan in particular was rather more eager to unfurl the mystery than he'd anticipated when he decided to rob his subscribers of any imagination they might have had about what exactly gets between his waxed self and his Calvin Kleins.