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20 Things You Should Never Tell A Runner

October 13, 2014 2 min read

1. "Running is not a sport."

Right, because football is in the Olympics?

no

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2. "You're too young/old to run."

I'm really not, but thanks for worrying.

Right on!

Morgan Creek Productions/ via Reaction Gifs

3. "Are you running away from your problems?"

No, but I'm running away from you.

Jack Nicholson middle finger

 Revolution Studios, Happy Madison Productions, Anger Management LLC, Jack Giarraputo Productions/ via Reaction GIFS

4. "You're sore, just take the day off."

How about no? The-Office-gifs-the-office-14948948-240-196 NBC/ via Photobucket

5. "You'll lose all your muscles if you run."

Yes, because I don't do strength training at all and stay away from any type of protein.

Paramount Pictures, M.G. Films, Broadway Video/ via Babbling Brookelyn

6. "Oh! You're a jogger?"

Don't. Marvel Studios/ via Teen

7. "You have too many running shoes."

You can never have too many running shoes.

Happy4

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8. "Just run on the treadmill."

It's not the same thing.

Blank Stare

Apatow Productions, Dreamworks Television/ via Reaction Gifs

9. "You're going to have huge legs if you run."

How in the world did you come up with that? funny animated GIF Walt Disney Pictures, Jerry Bruckheimer Films, Moving Picture Company/ via Giphy

10. "It's too hot (cold, windy, snowy, etc.) outside, just stay inside!"

You're such a wuss.

Rolling Eyes - Lucille, Arrested Development

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11. "Your knees will be screwed up when you're older."

Don't talk about my knees. movie animated GIF Aggregate Films, DumbDumb, Stuber Productions/ via Giphy

12. "Are you fast?"

Fast enough to run over you. Wait, what?

2012 London Olympics/ via Imgur

13. "Why do you have so many water bottles?"

Because I don't go on 10 minutes run, I need to hydrate. water animated GIF Robert Simonds Productions, Touchstone Pictures, Waterboy Productions/ via Giphy

14. "Aren't you going to get lost?"

Ever heard of a GPS watch? reactiongifs animated GIF New Line Cinema, MGM, WingNut Films/ via Giphy

15. "You're injured, you shouldn't be running."

If I can walk, I can run.leonardo dicaprio animated GIF DreamWorks SKG, BBC Films, Evamere Entertainment, Neal Street Productions/ via Giphy

16. "It's unhealthy to run that much."

It's unhealthy to sit on the couch that much. Walt Disney Pictures, Jerry Bruckheimer Films, Moving Picture Company/ via Pittsburgh Magazine

17. "______ is happening because you're running too much."

Ok, mom. movie animated GIF Universal Pictures, Apatow Productions/ via Giphy

18. "How much did you pay for that race?"

With money. Stop asking. money animated GIF Columbia Pictures, Relativity Media, Pariah/ via Giphy

19. "Don't you get bored?"

No, don't you? laughing animated GIF Universal Pictures, Illumination Entertainment/ via Giphy

20. "Are you a runner? Because you've been running in my mind all day."

Chris Hemsworth Thor Marvel Movie gifs 3 jaimie alexander thor x sif yeah I shipped it nbd

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