26 Things That Happen When You Don’t Eat Gluten Anymore

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1. You will have to throw away all of the food you own and scour grocery stores for gluten-free bread so that you don’t starve.

26 Things That Happen When You Don't Eat Gluten Anymore

2. You will shout out loud in grocery stores when you come across gluten-free pretzels.

26 Things That Happen When You Don't Eat Gluten Anymore

3. Someone will accuse you of doing this to “be trendy.”

26 Things That Happen When You Don't Eat Gluten Anymore

4. You’ll learn to be OK with paying $10 for five cookies.

26 Things That Happen When You Don't Eat Gluten Anymore

5. Grocery shopping will take twice as long because you have to read EVERY. WORD. on EVERY. INGREDIENTS LIST.

 

6. You will create heartfelt bonds with your beloved gluten-free brands.

You will create heartfelt bonds with your beloved gluten-free brands.

7. You’ll celebrate when something is labeled as “naturally gluten-free” because OH BOY WATCH OUT THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER.

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8. People will be confused by what exactly you can eat.

26 Things That Happen When You Don't Eat Gluten Anymore
  “So you can eat, like, celery and that’s it?”

9. You will judge grocery stores based on the quality of the cell phone signal you get there.

26 Things That Happen When You Don't Eat Gluten Anymore

10. Because you will have to Google every brand to find an FAQ about gluten.

26 Things That Happen When You Don't Eat Gluten Anymore

11. You will feel betrayed by inanimate objects like SOY SAUCE.

26 Things That Happen When You Don't Eat Gluten Anymore
WHY DIDN’T SOY SAUCE EVER WARN YOU ABOUT THIS?

12. You will develop a dependency on every kind of rice dish.

26 Things That Happen When You Don't Eat Gluten Anymore

13. You will see a label like this and wonder “Will this hurt me terribly if it shared a facility with wheat?”

You will see a label like this and wonder

14. You will be slightly depressed by Google search suggestions.

You will be slightly depressed by Google search suggestions.

15. Waiters will hate you.

26 Things That Happen When You Don't Eat Gluten Anymore

16. Salad dressings will disappoint you.

Salad dressings will disappoint you.

17. You will wonder why major food companies don’t provide gluten-free options.

You will wonder why major food companies don't provide gluten-free options.

18. You will have to buy something called guar gum if you ever want to bake again.

You will have to buy something called guar gum if you ever want to bake again.

19. …until you find an all purpose gluten-free flour.

26 Things That Happen When You Don't Eat Gluten Anymore
IT’S SO MUCH EASIER!

20. You will miss flour tortillas every day of your life.

You will miss flour tortillas every day of your life.

21. YOU CAN’T DISCUSS OATS ANYMORE. YOU JUST CAN’T.

YOU CAN'T DISCUSS OATS ANYMORE. YOU JUST CAN'T.

22. Everyone will cruelly ask you if you miss pasta, and you will think they are dumb.

26 Things That Happen When You Don't Eat Gluten Anymore

23. Then you will try to tell them about corn-quinoa pasta, which is actually great, and they just won’t understand.

26 Things That Happen When You Don't Eat Gluten Anymore

24. You will seek out gluten-free beer and be pleasantly surprised.

You will seek out gluten-free beer and be pleasantly surprised.

25. You will have to constantly apologize at parties for turning down every snack someone offers you.

26 Things That Happen When You Don't Eat Gluten Anymore

26. You will think about how terrible you used to feel and be proud of yourself…

26 Things That Happen When You Don't Eat Gluten Anymore
…because YOU FEEL SO MUCH BETTER!
h/t: Buzzfeed  

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