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33 Women Reveal the Worst Things Men Have Blurted Out During S*x

November 18, 2015 5 min read

Women reveal the worst things men have said to them while having sex.
As sexually active women, we can all undoubtedly confess to linking up with dudes who just don't get it ... as in, they think they can say or do whatever they damn well please without ruining the moment. Maybe they're douchey or just don't care, or maybe they seriously DON'T GET IT. Since a lot of us can probably connect over the matter, sometimes the situation is so screwed up we don't even want to admit it to our friends. I mean, what if we have a lack of judgment and actually decide to let them into our lives again? Receiving a crappy comment in between the sheets is just as bad as having a nagging friend who can't let you do you. But let's put all that aside and just expose some of the weirdest, harshest, most ridiculous things that a man has ever blurted out while having sex. And then, after you are done reading them, just absorb the fact that you are most definitely not alone, and shouldn't feel afraid to share your sometimes funny and mostly just wrong stories involving men who most definitely deserve a slap in the face and perhaps a non-life-threatening STD. (*Names have been changed.)

A bad comment involving your body.

“You have huge arms.”
—Lucy, 21
“This would be so much easier if you were taller.”
—Melissa*, 23.
“I didn’t know you had a good body.”
—Leslie*, 22
“I’m so glad you are thin. It makes everything…easier.”
—Jos*, 22

When sex wasn't on the agenda for you.

We went to a date party together freshman year of college, and then went back to his dorm room: “Why won’t you have sex with me?” “I don’t want to.” “Are you Catholic?” “No.” “Are you a virgin?” “Yes.” “Can I be your first? I promise I’ll be gentle.” “No.”
—Lydia, 23.
He told me that if we didn’t have sex, he would leave. We didn’t have sex. He left. At least he’s a man of his word?
—Carlene*, 21
He asked if the reason I wasn’t having sex with him was that I’m super religious.
—Lauren*, 22
When I said I don’t want to have sex: “I’ll just throw a condom on, and we’ll see what happens.”
—Hannah*, 22
I once trusted a guy enough to tell him I was a virgin, and he responded saying that means I’m going to be really sh*tty in bed when I do decide to have sex because I’m so inexperienced.
—Alena*, 21

When he was just a huge POS.

“You’re gonna hate me for this,” — right before he came all over my chest.
—Annie*, 23

In bed, I once gave this guy a full-on show in which I masturbated to climax and made myself look like an epic porn star. When I asked the guy if he liked it, he said, “I guess.”

LOL, BYE.

—Heather*, 22


When you decided to please him with a blowjob.

“That was the third best blow job I’ve ever received.”
—Anna*, 23
One time, I had just given a guy head, and after I was done and we’d been talking for a while, he goes, “So, just constructive criticism: The blowjob you gave me wasn’t that great. Like, it wasn’t bad, but it also wasn’t the best I’ve ever had.”
—Charlotte*, 21
Went to a bar and got drunk with some friends. Brought a mutual friend home, and we started hooking up. After I finished him off, he put his hands over his eyes and let out the most stressed-sounding sigh I’ve ever heard and said, “My girlfriend can’t find out about this.” Ummm, I’m sorry. Have we been hooking up for the last three hours, and you failed to mention your girlfriend until just now?! He proceeded to lament the whole thing for about 15 minutes while I told him it would be okay, and we’d figure it out. Drunk enough to cheat, but sober enough to remember your girlfriend right after you finish? He wouldn’t shut up, so I finally told him to shut up and get the hell out of my house. F*ck him for making me “the other girl.”
—Rachel*, 23

When, despite him wanting one, you didn’t give him a blowjob.

This wasn’t something he said. But let’s just give a shoutout to every guy who casually (read: forcefully) pushed my head down mid-hookup so I would give him head.
—Lola*, 21
I’m not a morning person — especially hungover, especially without a cappuccino. It’s the morning after, and this guy and I are kind of messing around under the covers with our (my) eyes still closed. He stops fingering me and whispers, “Do you know what would be great right now?” There are a thousand things running through my head (Advil, a double cappuccino, for you to shut the f*ck up). “A blowjob,” he says. OH, REALLY? ANYTHING ELSE I CAN DO FOR YOU AT 8 AM, WHEN I’D RATHER BE SLEEPING BUT YOU KEEP WAKING ME UP WITH YOUR PERVY HANDS?
—Charlotte, 22
“Rub my back, and give me dome.”
—Emily*, 18

When he was straight up strange.

“Ok time to plug in!” Right as we were about to have sex.
—Kelly*, 22
I hooked up with a guy who told me his name was Robert. I later found out his name is Matt. And no, “Robert” is not a nickname he just goes by occasionally.
—Julia*, 21
We were sitting on his bed, and a hookup was in the near future. He was talking to me about whether or not I considered myself to be a feminist. Then, without much warning, he started kissing my thighs. He looked up and said, “Oh, that wasn’t very feminist of me.” What?
—Nicole, 21

After sex.

He suggested we go to a party after we had hooked up, and then he went to the party and left me.
—Claudia*, 21
“You’re welcome.” And it wasn’t even good.
—Kaitlyn, 26
“I think I might be gay.”
—April, 23
“That was the best sex I’ve ever had! I should have sex on acid more often!” Didn’t know he was on acid.
—Melanie*, 21
“That was pretty good.”
—Miranda, 22
A guy took something I said the wrong way, and he replied with, “Ya, well I had sex with another girl 12 hours ago.”
—Samantha*, 22
I squirted for the first time ever while hooking up with a guy I was super into, and after we finished, he told me it was gross that I did that and that I was “cleaning up the mess!”
— Candice* 21
I once slept with the super-ripped guy who could have been a male stripper (well…maybe he was a male stripper). After we banged, he apologized for sweating on me. He then excused himself by saying, “Well… I did all the work anyway, so.” What is there really left to say after that, except “Bye, bye!”?
—Crystal*, 24
As I was laying there naked next to my good friend (who recently turned into more than just a good friend), he asked me when I was going to get with his buddy Bryson. Bryson is his teammate on the basketball team. I asked him if it was a serious question, and he said, “Yes… Why, are you mad?” I got up, put all of my clothes back on, and walked out of the room without saying another word to him.
—Jensen, 19

When he spit mad game your way.

“Let’s make babies.”
—Shaniah*, 26
“I have my G-wagon in town.” Not IN bed, but definitely his attempt to get me there.
—Meagan*, 24
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