Your Cart is Empty

The 8 Types of Boners Guys Get

May 04, 2015 2 min read

A little something unknown about erections: They are not all created equal. We've got the skinny on what's going on down there and how it feels for him. Read on to become an expert.

Morning Wood

Not every erection is linked to sexual arousal and morning wood is a prime example. These erections are unconscious, uncontrollable and usually pretty impressive. They also make aiming his morning pee a little tough. How it feels for him: Like a mighty redwood rising above the tree line.

Night Ranger

Not unlike the Morning Wood, the Night Ranger arrives about 3 or 4 a.m. It could be due to a sexy dream, or any dream, really. If he sleeps on his stomach, this one could be strong enough to prop him up like a tent! How it feels for him: Like rolling over on the television remote in the middle of the night.

The Uninvited Guest

This is that erection that comes at a really bad time, like in the middle of a meeting or giving a speech. When he's talking to a hot girl at the gym. Mortifying, really. How it feels for him: like a snake crawled up his pant leg and got stuck 75% of the way up.

Stand And Deliver

This is the real deal, sex erection. He's waited all night for this moment, nothing he can do now but give it his best and hope everyone is happy in the end. How it feels for him: Like when your dog is straining against the leash after seeing a female dog across the street.

Oral Presentation

The quality of his erection changes depending on the sex he is about to have. This particular erection knows that it is going to be in sight so it rises to the occasion, looking nothing shy of its best. How it feels for him: Like watching a bouncy castle inflate with just as much anticipation.

Solo Artist

The porn erection. This one is an average erection, one he summons by himself when no one is around to see or judge. It does it's job just enough to give him the relief he's seeking. How it feels for him: Like when your arm falls asleep and you try to jiggle it around to get the feeling back.

Gym Class Hero

Gym shorts are loose and allow for easy, unrestricted movement. Of everything. This easy unrestricted movement includes blood, which often pools in his man parts. This can happen on the treadmill, weight rack, basketball court, pretty much during any exercise. How it feels for him: Like he's wearing an improvised ghost costume at a Halloween party.

Whiskey D*ck

Alcohol, the king of boner killers. Some men claim whiskey isn't a problem but that red wine, or tequila, or some other libation is the one responsible for making them flaccid. Either way, a limp penis is not going to be useful when it comes to that post bar hook up. How it feels for him: Like when you've had 7 drinks and can't feel your face. Only the feeling is concentrated in the pants. If we've missed any let us know in the comments!  

Leave a comment

Also in BodyRock Store Blog

Image of Bodyrock blog article - What Happens To Your Butt When You Sit All Day?
What Happens To Your Butt When You Sit All Day?

July 14, 2019 3 min read 156 Comments

Do you think your booty looks a little flat? This might be why!
Read More
Image of Bodyrock blog article - 12 Ways To Make Your Belly Flatter By The End Of The Day
12 Ways To Make Your Belly Flatter By The End Of The Day

July 08, 2017 4 min read 7 Comments

Read More
Image of Bodyrock blog article - 7 Ways To Stop Binge Eating In It's Tracks
7 Ways To Stop Binge Eating In It's Tracks

June 22, 2017 2 min read

Do you ever find yourself knuckle-deep in a bag of Cheetos?
Read More
Shipping & Delivery

Due to COVID-19, shipping systems the world over are experiencing abnormal delays. There is an enormous demand on postal and delivery services as online shopping has skyrocketed, due to store closures and stay-at-home mandates. This is an unprecedented situation, and we are working around the clock to fulfill your orders as quickly as possible. To be clear, we are filling orders in 4-6 days, and we are shipping immediately after that. Once shipped, our shipping partner, UPS, will get your order out to you as quickly as possible. Thanks for your support and understanding.

Are you in Canada? Specifically, are you outside of a metropolitan centre? We need to alert you to a disruption in shipping due to COVID-19. Our preferred shipping provider, UPS, has informed us that they cannot guarantee express shipping for many locations. We have also seen that packages delivered to Toronto, Ottawa, Vancouver, etc, are not waylaid, but packages delivered to areas just outside of these cities are being held in transit for days or even weeks. UPS has discontinued their guarantee of 1-4 day delivery, which you can read more about here. Therefore, we can guarantee early fulfillment but not early delivery of our goods from our warehouse to your door at this time.


We want you to start your fitness journey with us as quickly as possible, that’s why we send every package to the USA & Canada via expedited or standard shipping with our partners at UPS. Once your order is received and processed, it typically takes 2-4 days to get to you once it leaves our warehouse. That’s our commitment and we stand by it.

We ship within Canada and the United States via UPS with Standard & Expedited shipping (whichever is faster)

For locations outside of the US and Canada, we ship using FedEx International (EUROPE and Other Nations), which is usually in transit for 7-10 business days, depending on location.

We ship all of our physical products with UPS, from our warehouse location in Kingston, Ontario, Canada. Delays caused due to custom withholds are not included in these estimated delivery times.

Returns & Exchanges

BodyRock Equipment

We offer a 30-day return policy, as long as: it is not more than 30 days past the date of delivery; and your item is in its original condition and packaging with the original order number. Refunds will be issued when the equipment is received back to the BodyRock warehouse, minus the original cost of shipping, and the customer is responsible for the costs of return shipping. To request a refund on physical product purchases, please contact us.

Digital Products

We cannot issue refunds on digital goods such as e-books or videos, as these are non-tangible goods that are irrevocable once the order is placed.


All of the BodyRock clothing is made to order and so is final sale. If you have any questions about sizing prior to placing your order, please contact us.