March 19, 2014
9 Things That Will Make You Want to Touch Yourself—Immediately
We've all been there. You are plodding through your day when something unexpected makes you bite your lip and gasp a little...
Sometimes, you have to work to get yourself in the mood for some action. Other times, you can't wait to hop into bed (or the shower)...with yourself. These are just a few instances that can incite the latter.
1. You're pretty sure you saw Channing Tatum reading Jane Austin at the bus stop. ...Or at least his doppelganger. Either way, there's no way you can let that mental image go to waste.
2. You happened to accidentally spray your nether regions just so in the shower. That handy nozzle had to be good for something, but who knew it could reach you at such a perfect angle?
3. Game of Thrones is on. Two words: Khal Drogo.
4. That lollipop you're sucking on makes you feel kinda sexy. It was a freebie from your lunchtime run to the bank, but it's getting you all kinds of hot and bothered.
5. You didn't realize you were sitting on your cell phone…until your best friend calls. You can call her back later. Suddenly, you feel a crazy urge to spend some quality time with your vibrator.
6. All those squats and lunges in boot camp are rubbing you the right way. So that's why people say exercise is an aphrodisiac...
7. You’ve been wearing silk undies and a particularly tight pair of jeans all day long. And aren't complaining one bit!
8. Scrolling through Facebook, you spy an old picture of your hot-as-hell high school boyfriend. He was the soccer team captain, wore a pukka shell necklace, and you would re-lose your virginity to him in an instant.
9. In the fragrance section of a department store, you catch a whiff of your current boyfriend’s cologne. You smell him instantly. Could he be nearby? Is he watching you from afar? Consensual stalking can be sorta naughty-hot.
Did we miss anything? Let us know in the comments below!
H/T: womenshealth
2. You happened to accidentally spray your nether regions just so in the shower. That handy nozzle had to be good for something, but who knew it could reach you at such a perfect angle?
3. Game of Thrones is on. Two words: Khal Drogo.
4. That lollipop you're sucking on makes you feel kinda sexy. It was a freebie from your lunchtime run to the bank, but it's getting you all kinds of hot and bothered.
5. You didn't realize you were sitting on your cell phone…until your best friend calls. You can call her back later. Suddenly, you feel a crazy urge to spend some quality time with your vibrator.
6. All those squats and lunges in boot camp are rubbing you the right way. So that's why people say exercise is an aphrodisiac...
7. You’ve been wearing silk undies and a particularly tight pair of jeans all day long. And aren't complaining one bit!
8. Scrolling through Facebook, you spy an old picture of your hot-as-hell high school boyfriend. He was the soccer team captain, wore a pukka shell necklace, and you would re-lose your virginity to him in an instant.
9. In the fragrance section of a department store, you catch a whiff of your current boyfriend’s cologne. You smell him instantly. Could he be nearby? Is he watching you from afar? Consensual stalking can be sorta naughty-hot.
Did we miss anything? Let us know in the comments below!
H/T: womenshealth