Boobs worldwide are loved and appreciated. And just as much as the big-boobed community has their fair share of issues, so does the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.
1. We have a weird obsession with big boobs
It's pretty much just out of curiosity. What's it like? Are your nips different? Do you just want to play with them all day long?
2. But we're super-happy we don't get backache
It's one of the downfalls for the big-boobed bunch and it's a total bummer.
3. Wearing no bra is FUN
When we're super sticky and can't fathom getting in a fight with our straps just to conceal our nips, we say sayonara and leave the house sans bra without the worry of them appearing droopy. Unless there's a chill in the air, in which case we suffer from #BulletNips.
4. Two words: Kate Moss
No one represents the Itty Bitty Titty Committee quite like this badass babe.
5. We still get stretch marks
The 15 pounds we gained in college came with a nice rack, but then we got our lives in order and were left with these strange looking empty pitta pickets and even stretch marks.
6. Small boobs have feelings too
We'd appreciate it if you ogled at our set every now and then too. Just because you can't get lost in our boobs doesn't mean you can't motorboat or squeeze them!
7. But don't honk us too hard!
Just because we want you to touch them doesn't mean they're not sensitive. Play with care please!
8. Bras double up as a purse
There's always a little extra room, no matter how well we get fitted at the store. Who needs an iPhone case when you have your bra to keep it safe?
9. We actually like the few days before our period
Because for a brief moment in time, our swollen boobs resemble a voluptuous set.
Can you relate to any of these?
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