November 08, 2013
Eating Breakfast Isn't All It's Cracked Up to Be
For anyone who's sick and tired of hearing how you SHOULD do this and that for health, here's a funny look at the flipside of things...
Reposted from: http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/healthy-breakfast-eaters-life-still-shit-2013110680919OFFICE worker Tom Logan’s life is still s**t despite him eating a nutritious breakfast every day.
Logan claims his commitment to eating a breakfast packed with fresh fruit and nourishing whole grains has done nothing to improve his miserable existence. Professor Henry Brubaker, of the Institute for Studies, said: “Breakfast’s ability to positively influence everything is wildly overrated. It’s just several handfuls of food you’d never consider eating at a more civilized time of day. “The habit of eating porridge only came into existence because a tired woman mistook some oats for a cup of tea and poured milk onto them. “The results were disgusting but she just shrugged and poured them down her throat because who gives a s**t when you’re late for work.”