Big Gulp, meet High Fat!
Food takeout websites
Order food without the effort of even walking to the phone.
Ordering food via Xbox
Order food while playing video games - does it get lazier?!
Burger King delivery service
Now the c**p that is BK burgers will come right to your home.
As if hot dogs weren't bad enough already…
Mashed Tater Bowl
Artificial mashed potatoes piled high with GMO corn and fake chicken - what a treat!
Simply Bake Bars
So now it's too much work to put pre-packaged dough into a baking tray, so the dough has to come in a container?
Every vending machine
Yes, feel the trans fat and sodium flow through you…
Tiny, bite-sized pieces of ground up chicken offal - totally delicious!
The Double Down
It's probably too hard for the "technicians" at KFC to place the fillets between two pieces of bread, so now it's a sans bread option…
Doritos Locos Tacos
All of the health of deep-fried tortilla chips loaded Taco-style…
Yay, now we're eating vegetables with our flour tortillas and deep friend chicken. We're so healthy!
It's a free heart attack with every bite of frozen lava-filled artificial pizza-like thing!Thanks to food like the ones above, we have people like this: She actually pulled up a chair to stand in the fast food line. Was the line not moving fast enough and she got tired? How lazy can we get? God save us all if that's the way the country is going...