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How F****n Lazy are We?

November 01, 2013 2 min read

It seems that food keeps getting easier and easier, but should it be too easy? How f****n' lazy can we get? Fast food revolutionized the eating industry, enabling people to sit, dine, and dash all in under 5 minutes. The food started out as deliciously tasty goodness, but look at the c**p they're selling today. This video of Patton Oswalt is a pretty realistic look at the quality of fast food today... Here are a few examples of just how lazy we have gotten, and how restaurants and fast food chains cater to the laziness of human nature:

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Big Gulp, meet High Fat!

Food takeout websites

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Order food without the effort of even walking to the phone.

Ordering food via Xbox

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Order food while playing video games- does it get lazier?!

Burger King delivery service

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Now the c**p that is BK burgers will come right to your home.

Fast Franks

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As if hot dogs weren't bad enough already…

Mashed Tater Bowl

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Artificial mashed potatoes piled high with GMO corn and fake chicken - what a treat!

Simply Bake Bars

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So now it's too much work to put pre-packaged dough into a baking tray, so the dough has to come in a container?

Every vending machine

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Yes, feel the trans fat and sodium flow through you…

Popcorn Chicken

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Tiny, bite-sized pieces of ground up chicken offal - totally delicious!

The Double Down

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It's probably too hard for the "technicians" at KFC to place the fillets between two pieces of bread, so now it's a sans bread option…

Doritos Locos Tacos

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All of the health of deep-fried tortilla chips loaded Taco-style…

McWraps

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Yay, now we're eating vegetables with our flour tortillas and deep friend chicken. We're so healthy!

Pizza Pockets

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It's a free heart attack with every bite of frozen lava-filled artificial pizza-like thing!

  Thanks to food like the ones above, we have people like this: Laziness She actually pulled up a chair to stand in the fast food line. Was the line not moving fast enough and she got tired?   How lazy can we get? God save us all if that's the way the country is going...

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