Forget Implants - You Can Now Have A Permanent Vibrator In Your Vagina

Ah, the advancements in technology. No longer will you have to hide your vibrator in your drawer, scramble to put it away when someone knocks on your door, have a secret relationship with it - no -  no one will know ever know you even have it!

But actually. This is crazy (And I'm not so sure it's good crazy, either) But yes, it is about to be a very real thing.

Fun Factory's Orgasmia may be making this possibility a reality soon, with a new vibrator implant! German doctors have developed a V-shaped vibrating implant, that does just that.

The Orgasmia makes sure to hit the right spot, by having "clitoral legs" in order to stimulate the clitoris internally. How is it used though?  It is Bluetooth technology controlled. Yes. BLUETOOTH. As in,  you'll be able to control it with your smart phone or other electronic devices compatibile with Bluetooth.

So what does Fun Factory have to say about it? "The device can be used on its own for hands-free orgasms, to enhance the experience of sex with a partner, or to address a variety of sexual complaints, including unsatisfying intercourse, extended separation from a partner, or even lack of time for sex. Even better than the long-awaited 'female Viagra,' Orgasmia gives women control over their arousal and pleasure." Fun Factory also reports that women stop noticing the implant after 3-4 days of use. "So, ahem, what about batteries?" you may ask? No worries there! The implant uses body heat to recharge. (I will admit, that's slightly badass and makes me feel like something out of X-men) Intrigued? The Orgasmia is going to cost you a grand price total of $6,500. The company offers a 20-year guarantee on the motor and covers half of the price of any upgrades that might come along. I'm all for awesome orgasms and great sex -  but is implanting a sex toy in your body really a good way reach orgasms through intercourse?