February 28, 2014
The "Game Of Thrones" Workout
Edit: F*cking Game of Thrones
The Warmup:
GAME OF THRONES Every Time A Character Dies 20 pushups Violence ensues! 10 pushups Every time Tyrion Lannister says something witty as hell. 30 second plank Every time Cersei Lannister is a total b*tch. 1 minute plank (30 seconds for just her b*tch face) Every time Sansa looks like she is about to cry. 20 squats (30 if she actually cries) Every time someone bangs. 30 crunches (Add another 10 for every extra person if multiple partners). Every time Daenerys Targaryen mentions her dragons/being the mother of dragons. 40 Jumping jacks Every time Jorah Mormont advises Daenerys of something new. "Calise, the [blank] are a very [blank]..." 30 Tricep dips Every time Jon Snow is criticized for his skills, or because he’s a bastard. 20 mountain climbers Every time Hodor… well… says “Hodor”. 10 Supermans
And if you need a character refresher... 