If People Left Parties Like They Leave Facebook

Do you ever feel like people make too many unnecessary announcements on social media? I mean seriously....do you actually have 1600 friends that you talk to every single day that are deeply invested in your personal life? I'm going to go with "no" (If it's a "yes", I commend you on your excellent time management skills!) College Humour has struck again with a most-excellent parody of just how ridiculous we would sound in an actual social setting if we conducted ourselves the same way we do on Facebook. Enjoy!