0

Your Cart is Empty

The Pizza Diet

March 20, 2014 2 min read

Vice has posted an article about a man who has survived on pizza alone for 25 years. Dan is a 38-year-old woodworker in Maryland, who decided in his teens to become a vegetarian, although he hates vegetables so obviously the only option left is a diet consisting entirely of pizza. PLUS, he only eats cheese pizza, because he apparently needed even less variety in his life. He says that pizza is like sex, even when it’s bad, it’s good (isn’t that a Dane Cook joke?). Aside from his diabetes and passing out while driving that one time, it’s really working out for him. SERIOUSLY? Let’s just skim over that horrifying incident, I guess. Not like his eating habits maybe contributed to him having diabetes. When he was diagnosed with diabetes he went to a nutritionist who, shocker, gave him a list of foods to eat that weren’t solely pizza. He ignored him and has continued with his pizza-only diet. pizzasurvivor Dan said that his dad is the same way; he had a triple bypass surgery and then a week later went out for a steak dinner – and this is somehow a reason for Dan to continue with his preservatives and processed food diet. He's currently seeing a therapist about his food aversion/pizza addiction (he refers to it both ways) so who knows, maybe in the future he’ll end up finally being able to enjoy a burrito or something. I think this story is a bit ridiculous, and it mainly just reminds me about that report of a college student who tried to live off of Ramen ended up getting scurvy. Damn. Now I want pizza.    

Leave a comment


Also in BodyRock Store Blog

Image of Bodyrock blog article - What Happens To Your Butt When You Sit All Day?
What Happens To Your Butt When You Sit All Day?

July 14, 2019 3 min read

Do you think your booty looks a little flat? This might be why!
Read More
Image of Bodyrock blog article - 12 Ways To Make Your Belly Flatter By The End Of The Day
12 Ways To Make Your Belly Flatter By The End Of The Day

July 08, 2017 4 min read

Read More
Image of Bodyrock blog article - 7 Ways To Stop Binge Eating In It's Tracks
7 Ways To Stop Binge Eating In It's Tracks

June 22, 2017 2 min read

Do you ever find yourself knuckle-deep in a bag of Cheetos?
Read More

Become a Bodyrocker

Shipping & Delivery

We ship within Canada and the United States via FedEx with expedited 2-Day shipping.

For locations outside of the US and Canada, we ship using FedEx International, which is usually in transit for 5-7 business days, depending on location.

We ship all of our physical products with FedEx, from our warehouse location in Kingston, Ontario, Canada. Signatures are required on all orders.

Returns & Exchanges

BodyRock Equipment

We offer a 30-day return policy, as long as: it is not more than 30 days past the date of delivery; and your item is in its original condition and packaging with the original order number. Refunds will be issued when the equipment is received back to the BodyRock warehouse, minus the original cost of shipping, and the customer is responsible for the costs of return shipping. To request a refund on physical product purchases, please contact us.

Digital Products

We cannot issue refunds on digital goods such as e-books or videos, as these are non-tangible goods that are irrevocable once the order is placed.

Clothing

All of the BodyRock clothing is made to order and so is final sale. If you have any questions about sizing prior to placing your order, please contact us.