Reality: They will keep you up all night but start snoozin’ when you have to get up.
They’ll LOVE your fancy dog treats and really appreciate how pretty they are.
Reality: They’re fine with your couch.
Expectation: They’ll sleep in the super comfy A++ bed you get them.
Reality: You’ll find them tucked into your bed.
Expectation: You will have the best nap time pal.
Reality: He will be a great nap pal but it may be stinkier than you signed up for.
Expectation: Your pup will keep you in shape!
Reality: It’s way more fun to snack with your dog.
Expectation: They’ll help you meet all sorts of new friends.
Reality: You have a new, perfect best friend: why would you even need anyone else?
Expectation: Your dog will up your selfie game.
Reality: They’ll take over all selfie related activities.
Expectation: If you’re single, your dog will make an excellent wingman.