We love our guys, but sometimes it feels like we're dating a child, or a 10th grader, or a frat boy. There are some habits bros will never grow out of, and we have no choice but to accept that.
#1 Bro-Duding With His Buddies
Ever notice when he's with his best friends from high school, his IQ bumps down at least 20 points? Suddenly stupid pranks become commonplace and he and his bud go out to the garage to build a go-kart and you're left wondering what the heck is happening.
The frequency might be dialled back from his college days, but guys will be guys. Chances are, with years of experience, he's become more crafty at keeping his private activities private so be thankful for that.
#3 20-Minute Bathroom Sessions
Dudes don't rush when it comes to matters of going to the bathroom and enjoy time spent watching sports highlights on their smartphones while taking a number 2. If you hear, "Goooaaal!" through the washroom walls, it's best not to question it.
#4 Couch Crotch Grabs
Or "readjustments" as it's known to them. If it's a lazy Sunday afternoon and you're catching up on some Netflix in your sweatpants, a readjustment is bound to happen two to ten times. It's a sign your guy is totally comfortable with you.
#5 That T-Shirt
You know the one. For my man, it's a Star Wars t-shirt with holes in it. It sometimes isn't even a t-shirt. It could be a baggy pair of sweatpants or a ratty pair of undies. He will never rid his closet of this particular piece unless it literally rips to shreds on his body.
#6 Peeing With The Seat Down
It's a change from the everyday routine. They like to mix it up. What's the big deal?
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#7 Loving A Losing Team
A love for sports team runs much deeper than just their record of past wins. It's in some guys' blood to cheer for a team no matter how terrible they perform season after season. They will still wear their hats and sweaters with pride, promoting their love of their losing team.
#8 Waiting In Lines For 'Important' Things
So you think it's a little ridiculous that your man waited 12 hours in the rain to get Star Wars movie tickets, I get it. Or they stayed up all night online for the moment they can snatch some concerts passes before they sell out. It is ridiculous, but it is important to them.
#9 Video Games
Video games are embedded in our culture. It might be odd listening to your man shout and swear at the TV from another room because his digital basketball players lost another game, but there are thousands doing the same all across the globe.
#10 Getting Competitive
Competition means everything to a lot of guys, even if it's stupid (e.g. chug offs, dares, racing sleds they built from trashcans down a snowy hill). They have had this competitive drive within them since birth. Just wait until you have children....
Tag a dude who exemplifies all of these habits! What things about your man's personality do you love?
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