January 12, 2014
What Do Thunder Thighs and Washboard Abs Have In Common?
I was browsing Facebook this morning, as I do every morning, and came across the term "buffalo hump." It's a term I haven't seen before and so I looked it up. I'll leave it to you to look up the term, but apparently, it's the latest focus of plastic surgeons' scalpels. Then that got me to thinking... what other derogatory names do we have for the body? After browsing the internet for just a few minutes, and I literally mean less than 5, here is some of the body slang I came across.
- Love Handles
- Buffalo Hump
- Muffin Top
- Bingo Wings
- Bikini Bridge
- Thigh Gap
- Cankles
- Double Chin
- Moobs
- Pot Belly
- Beer Belly
- Bat Wings
- Middle Age Spread
- Dunlop
- Saddlebags
- Junk in the trunk
- Bubble Butt
- Schnoz (amazingly enough this one is in my browser's spell check!)
- Trap
- Pie Hole
- Cans
- Jugs
- Rack
- Tits
- Thunder Thighs
- Brush our teeth
- Pose for photos (or even take them at all!)
- Eat
- Choose our partners
- Pick our hobbies
- Buy our clothes
- Shop at the drugstore
- Watch the news (ever watch a female news caster without thinking something about her body or clothes?)